Tweets

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke


two sides of the same coin.

(Source: stevesbvcky)


There’s no need to worry when you see just where we’re at.
Just please don’t say you love me..

(Source: flyawa-y)


(Source: burgertv)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

she-is-a-rebel:

 

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be the innocent flower but be the serpent under it

(Source: stilezs)

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

durnbfuck:

i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

keepcalm-anddontpanic:

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

Meanwhile in the US 8 year olds are allowed to shoot guns.

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do